Governorship of California--So easy even a cybernetic organism with a metal endoskeleton can do it.

Governorship of California---So Easy, Even a Barbarian Can Do it

Republicans Upset by Politicization of '08 Election Results

Romney: "Completely inappropriate."

McCain: "I'm flabbergasted by the lengths that Democrats will go to to leverage power. It's literally just sickening to see them take these election results and tout them as prominently as they have these past few weeks. Apparently the pollsters and the voice of America are now instruments meant for hoisting their political agenda."

Why Hannah Montana named her fruit

On yesterday's Oprah show, one of Oprah's co-jurors, Deb, had a question for Miley that so many people wanted to know: "Why did you name your pineapple Tabitha?"

Cyrus: "Right, well, um, basically it was because when we were first walking around Trader Joe's, Justin said, if it's, basically one day he just said if we ever buy a pineapple I think it's name should be Tabitha. And I just, it sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know like an actual child--so sweet and they're wholesome, and it's bibilical and it's just, they're so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and…"

Oprah: "Tangy."

Cyrus: "Citrusy. And then I just thought perfect and then it was placed in my kitchen and, publicly, it became like a produce outrage, I mean which I found surprising because there are apples and oranges named red delicious or gala or navel or macintosh, or you know lots of pretty fruit names."

Oprah: "It may be the first pineapple ever named Tabitha."

Cyrus: "I have actually heard of, since we got it I have heard of some other Tabitha pineapples"

Oprah: "Really"

Cyrus: "Yeah, I mean who were already harvested, purchased and in the world as we know it as Tabithas."